#3. To spurn Cleveland. We all knew when Dan Gilbert said Cleveland would win a championship before Lebron he was taking out of his ass. Lebron winning would just be a reality check for Cleveland... they are still terrible at basketball and that's ok with us. Cleveland would be higher on the list but beating Cleveland to a title is as easy as rigging the NBA lottery*.
#2. We should feel bad for a man whose hairline is receding at the same break neck pace as the viewership of ESPN's First Take.
#1. So we never have to hear about how Lebron doesn't have a title again. No more monologues on how he's the best player to never win a championship. No more ESPN dribble "debate" about how much does not winning the #NBAFinals tarnish his legacy.
For all of us, for our sanity, so we can watch ESPN without hearing the same old song and dance... Can't we at least get a new song and dance to get sick of?
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