Welcome to High Velocity Bread!

Has life become stale, mundane, and tasteless? Well here at High Velocity Bread we're going to kick the shit out of that ...bread flavored realityand instead butter your bread, with sweet, sweet comedy butter. Check out our random streaming consciousness of ignorance and offensiveness @HiVelocityBread on Twitter, don't forget to visit often to see our ridiculous takes on sports and life, and let your voice be heard!