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FIFA: The Ole Scootsie to Drop Kick off the Chest

Our last highlight showed Murdokdrummer murdering two people in PUBG. It this clip he is on the losing end of the murdering. Please enjoy!

HALO: Fireteam Raven, the rebirth of Arcade games?

Probably not... but it looks awesome! But for some of us this will be reliving the glory days and a new excuse to go back to Dave and Buster's for the first time in a while. Dave and Buster's has been the most vocal in their online support. 

It would be a good move on their part, I certainly look forward to having a beer and supporting Master Chief in the war against the Covenant with our group of friends. We'd LAN HALO: CE till into the wee morning, often the violence spilled beyond the game, (good thing the arcade game is mostly cooperative.)

Check out this awesome video for a peak behind the scenes making, HALO: Fireteam Raven. 

https://youtu.be/ynacIJU2h_w

Top 3 Reasons We Should Want Lebron To Win The #NBAFinals

#3. To spurn Cleveland. We all knew when Dan Gilbert said Cleveland would win a championship before Lebron he was taking out of his ass. Lebron winning would just be a reality check for Cleveland... they are still terrible at basketball and that's ok with us. Cleveland would be higher on the list but beating Cleveland to a title is as easy as rigging the NBA lottery*.

#2. We should feel bad for a man whose hairline is receding at the same break neck pace as the viewership of ESPN's First Take.

#1. So we never have to hear about how Lebron doesn't have a title again. No more monologues on how he's the best player to never win a championship. No more ESPN dribble "debate" about how much does not winning the #NBAFinals tarnish his legacy.

For all of us, for our sanity, so we can watch ESPN without hearing the same old song and dance... Can't we at least get a new song and dance to get sick of?

Tallahassee Super-Regional #RoadtoOmaha

The Florida State Seminoles baseball team secured their 21st trip to the College World Series finals in Omaha this weekend with a 2 game sweep of the Stanford Cardinal. The Noles felt right home in the rain delayed, muggy Florida weather, exploding for 17 and 18 runs on Friday and Sunday. Offensive highlights came from anywhere and everywhere from the Seminoles as they outscored Stanford 35-8 in the series, despite being out hit 25-24. As always Mike Martin Field was one of the finest college baseball atmospheres in the country.

Gargamel enjoying the L.A. Kings #StanleyCup Victory

*Update 8/21/2018 3:04 est This joke is too old, and the picture has faded from existence (probably not just too lazy to google 'Al Michaels Stanley Cup'.)

Al Michaels took the night off from Smurf smashing, and repeating "Do you believe in miracles?" in the bathroom mirror as he weeps, to enjoy the L.A. Kings routing Fatso and the New Jersey Devils. We love you, Al, and yes we believe in miracles... have you ever seen Angels in the Outfield?

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